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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Iowa City, 52240


So recently, I have rediscovered the joy that is Beverly Hills, 90210. I watch it as daily as possible on Soapne. I have a fun time seeing the great mid-nineties fashion, as well as calling Tori Spelling a butterface. Today there was a moving performance by a pre-"Iris" Goo Goo Dolls.

Because of this, I decided to do one of my favorite things, Wikipedia the show. The resulting character description for Kelly, played by Jennie Garth, is too good not to include on this blog. I've bulleted the list to make it more effective.

Kelly Taylor:
-Kelly Marlene Taylor was born March 1974.
-Brenda and Donna's best friend
-romantically linked to Steve, Dylan, Brandon, Colin and Matt.
-Reunited with Dylan at the end of series after breaking up years earlier.
-Mother suffered from cocaine and alcohol abuse
-became David's stepsister and has had two half sisters: Erin by her mother and Joy by her father
-was the victim of rumors and gossip during high school
-Seventeen Magazine covergirl
-burned during an electrical fire that broke out at a house rave party
-was brainwashed and joined a cult under the direction of a rogue university professor
-had problems with diet pills and later became addicted to cocaine
-went to rehab and recovered with help of her friends
-was later stalked and held at gunpoint by her roommate from rehab, only escaping after pretending to join the roommate in a suicide pact and then overpowering her and saving both of their lives
-Became pregnant by Brandon, but had a miscarriage due to endometriosis
-was shot in a robbery gone-bad at LAX and subsequently had a brief bout of amnesia
-volunteered at AIDS hospice and later worked at a free clinic where she faced sexual harassment by a doctor but was able to overcome it with the support of Brandon
-Found out Brandon had cheated on her, broke up with him but later reconciled
-nearly married Brandon but they both changed their minds right before walking down the aisle
-Was raped in an alley when attempting to locate Dylan
-shot and killed her rapist, but murder charges were never filed against her, and she's forgiven by his parents for her actions
-Was on show for all ten seasons.

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